Welcome to My Full-Time RV Living LifeStyle Blog!

I suppose I should mention that this is an RV blog. The picture of me standing beside a motorhome in the banner probably tipped you off to that fact already, but you know how it is with blogs, any body can put anything in the header.

Anyways, I was born, raised, and live in Maine, I have 12 cats, and some people would call me homeless. Nope, I have a home, I just don't have what people call a standard house. My house has wheels and her name is Rosebud. My backyard stretches on for thousands and thousands of miles all the way from the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific Ocean.

Once upon a time I had a "regular home" but a flood came and took it away. Me and my cats spent the next 3 years living under a 8x6 tarp and survived through 3 blizzards and Maine's coldest winter on record when the temps hit -48F. After that me and the cats moved in a Volvo. As hard as it is to live in a tent with 12 cats, it's even harder to live in a Volvo with 12 cats, and a motorhome named No Hurry was the answer. No Hurry: my home, my office, my RV.

I plan to use this blog to share my thoughts, ideas, adventures, and advice on being self-employed, living and working a full-time RV LifeStyle with an army of cats, while boondocking in the wonderful (and sometimes sub-zero) state of Maine.

I hope to write a post a day featuring random thoughts as they pop into my head, and hopefully 2 or 3 posts per week will focus on something helpful to those seeking to live in an RV full time. If you've any thoughts, ideas, or suggestions on what sort of posts you'd like to see me write, please comment and let me know.

I hope you all have as much fun reading this blog as I know I'll have writing it.

~Wendy

Sunday, August 12, 2012

New sign on the Dazzling Razzberry now reads as:


The Dazzling Razzberry II
1992 Volvo 240GL

Also known as  “The Liberace Tribute Car”, “EelKat’s Autism Awareness Car”, “The Voodoo Car”, and nicknamed “Sparkle Car” by the local children of Biddeford, Saco, and Old Orchard Beach, where this car resides. The Dazzling Razzberry was designed and built by 37 year old Autistic Native Maine Native American artist, author, illustrator, minister, car collector, and lifelong Liberace fan Rev. EelKat Wendy Christine Allen. The original Dazzling Razzberry was a Lincoln built in the 1980s.

This art car is a work in progress, started on May 5, 2012 and will take approx 9 months to complete. When complete it  will have 2 million seed beads, 55,000 rhinestones, and 12,000 assorted beads, buttons, marbles, spangles, sequins, and mirrors glued to its surface, using GOOP and E-6000 glue. The original cost of the beads and stones used for this project was $2,000. Upon completion, every inch of the car will be covered. The Razzberry has been vandalised 3 times since this project began, each time while parked on Pearson’s Lane in Biddeford, the damages done rival the cost of the original supplies and include the theft of 83 of it’s flocked “Dancing Bears”.

Rev. Allen, or as her clients call her: “Miss Kitten The EelKat”, is a 15th generation Native Mainer trained in the LDS/Mormon Spiritualism, Scottish Hoodoo, and Haitian Vodou traditions. She is a Hedgewalker and  Witch Doctor, of the rank Mesden Fey, from the House of the Lansquin, trained under Erzulie Priestess Mambo LaChrista and Damballah Grand High Houngan-Bokar AlKeem. Born and raised in The Ross Forest, she is known to locals as “The Sea Witch of Old Orchard Beach”. Rev. Allen is the founder of The Church of The Holy Rhinestone, shrine to St Liberace. This is the church’s official car.

Services EelKat offers to her clients include: Readings, Blessings, Exorcisms, House/Car Cleansings, Altarwork, Rootwork, Spirit Communication, Candlework, Spell Casting, and HotFooting. As a legally ordained minister in the state of Maine she also officiates Handfastings, Marriages, Baptisms, Christenings, and Funerals.  (Transgendered and alternative lifestyle couples welcomed.) Her work is done with the help of Lord Jesus the Christ, St. Liberace, Damballah Wedo, and Erzulie Freda. Her specialty is Gris-Gris (more commonly called Voodoo Dolls). The Dazzling Razzberry is the world’s largest Gris-Gris to ever be built. The Razzberry was built using a car believed to be haunted and is the sister car to EelKat’s other car: The Goldeneagle, a 1964 Dodge 330 billed since the 1970s as The World’s Most Haunted Car. EelKat collects haunted cars and turns them into giant lucky mojo/amulets, the Razzberry is the newest car in her haunted car collection. Locals believe that touching one of EelKat’s haunted cars brings good luck to good people, bad luck to bad people, health to the sick, and death to evil doers. As a result people are known to flock to her cars for a chance to touch them in hopes of receiving good luck and healing. You are welcomed to touch this car, but be warned harming it or stealing from it, will bring a curse upon your head.

You can find out more about EelKat, her art, her books, her cars, on being an adult with Autism, and her avilablity for spiritual services at zazzle.com/eelkat or at eelkat.wordpress.com or at keen.com/eelkat Thank you for stopping by and looking at my car and have yourself a bright and wounderful glorious day. Many blessings upon you and may all your silver clouds be lined with rhinestones. Lots of love from your local Mesden Fey.

                                                                                            ~EK








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Good morning Starshine! Liked this post? Looking to connect with me online? I love social networks and am on most of them. You can find me on: BloggerEtsyFaceBookGoogle+KeenMySpaceNaNoWriMoProBoardsScript FrenzySpoonflowerSquidooTwitterULC Ministers NetworkWordpress, and Zazzle Feel free to give me a shout any  time. Many blessings to you, may all your silver clouds be lined with rhinestones and sparkle of golden sunshine. Have yourself a great and wonderful glorious day!

~Rev. Wendy C. Allen aka Empress EelKat of Laughing Gnome Hollow



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This post was written by Wendy C Allen aka EelKat, is copyrighted by The Twighlight Manor Press and was posted on Houseless Living @ http://houselessliving.blogspot.com and reposted at EK's Star Log @ http://eelkat.wordpress.com and parts of it may also be seen on http://www.squidoo.com/EelKat and http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com  If you are reading this from a different location than those listed above, please contact me Wendy C. Allen aka EelKat @ http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile and let me know where it is you found this post. Plagiarism is illegal and I DO actively pursue offenders. Unless copying a Blog Meme, you do not have permission to copy anything appearing on this blog, including words, art, or photos. This will be your only warning. Thank you and have a glorious day! ~ EelKat



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